Beans, smeg and guff

If it's all the little things I get led off by that are slowing me down, maybe it'll speed everything up if I just dump them somewhere else and look at them later. Maybe.
January 9
The Madonna Inn

Yes, yes I *will* be staying here at some point in the future, thanks. If only I could decide on which room. Because for the love of Christ, it’s just So Hard To Decide!