Beans, smeg and guff

If it's all the little things I get led off by that are slowing me down, maybe it'll speed everything up if I just dump them somewhere else and look at them later. Maybe.
December 16
The All-Inclusive All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Guide « Eating The Road

One of the most detailed, thought-through and graphic explanations of how to get optimum value for money out of an all you can eat buffet. It’s funny, just reading it makes me never want to eat again. Ever.