February 2008
13 posts
garfield minus garfield →
Just like it says on the tin - Garfield strips with the annoying Garfield taken out. Which ends up with Jon talking to himself in a clearly disturbed, but eerily beautiful kind of way…
Peep! peep! →
Oh my god! It’s the site I’ve been looking for all these years. I’ve always been lightly obsessed by the different ways that countries enunciate the non-language noises made by animals, ambulances, etc. So, you know, a British dog goes ‘WOOF’, a French dog goes ‘BOW WOW!’, that sort of thing. Love it. Anyway, so do these people, and they bothered to make a...
"Apologies to Matt Damon, we're all outta time..." →
A little background on the Matt Damon joke that led up to the the “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” song - Kimmel and his running ‘Matt Damon, I’m sorry, we ran out of time’ gag.
New Gmail: IMPORTANT INFORMATION from Ocado
Dear Miss Pickard, We are writing to tell you that we have now equipped all our drivers with boot mitts in order to ensure your floors are protected during delivery. To take advantage of this service, please ask your driver to wear boot mitts when bringing your groceries into your home - they will be happy to oblige. Regards, Mark Nimby, Head of Customer Services...
“If repairing or improving something is like painting the Forth Bridge, it takes...”
– BBC NEWS | Scotland | Edinburgh, East and Fife | Forth Bridge painting set to end
Typo Buddy →
“We help you get deals from people who can’t spell!” Genius idea. I mean come on, how hard is it to spell bannana? I mean banna. DAMN!
Am I Awesome? →
Automatic confidence boosting. I just have the fear that one day I’ll click on it and it’ll say ‘no.’
Next Year's Oscar Nominees (If the Strike Doesn't... →
Extremely funny. Well done those people.
