September 2010
7 posts
“I and the semi-articulated truck we just ploughed through at 65mph would like to...”
– Twitter
Apologies in advance to whoever will be receiving... →
August 2010
1 post
May 2010
4 posts
RuPaul Persimmon →
My new favourite thing today.
April 2010
3 posts
Right. I’ve decided I’m going to finally sort out which bits of my internet presence go where. And that means starting to properly use this bugger. ROAR! (That is me being mighty and productive. Can you tell?)
March 2010
7 posts
Watch“Catch phraaaaaaaaase”
A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever - Funny Videos | Cracked.com
YouTube
- Broadcast Yourself.
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as close to the album as I can get, it seems…
February 2010
4 posts
Ten rules for writing fiction (part two) |
Books... →
The guardian books section really can’t count to ten
Ten rules for writing fiction |
Books... →
To read
Coast Starlight →
This and the Surf Rider - not only do Amtrak give trains far better names than anyone else in the world, but they’re currently making me want to pick up and leap on a train and go. Somewhere. Or nowhere. Just go.
January 2010
2 posts
December 2009
2 posts
The All-Inclusive All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Guide «... →
One of the most detailed, thought-through and graphic explanations of how to get optimum value for money out of an all you can eat buffet. It’s funny, just reading it makes me never want to eat again. Ever.
January 2009
5 posts
Canon Powershot G10
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Oh no, I have cameralust.
Again.
Just when I’d decided to be Very Very sensible with money.
What You Don’t Know About Gaza - NYTimes.com →
Facts it is sometimes hard to find in US coverage.
HolyLand, Orlando →
I have no words. I have to go.
The Madonna Inn →
Yes, yes I *will* be staying here at some point in the future, thanks. If only I could decide on which room. Because for the love of Christ, it’s just So Hard To Decide!
Learn to smack talk with Expert Village →
And also: WTF?!
December 2008
4 posts
30 Second Cure For Hiccups →
Right, that’s that settled. We can close the internet now.
Coffee Fest - Chicago →
There are so many things I could learn from this. But mainly, the true skill of latte art.
The National Yo-Yo Contest →
Ach, it’s by October. I’ve got till october to get really good.
Perfecting your duck impression →
Ah, I finally have a good use for this tumblr: and here it is, exemplified by reflections on how to quack.
November 2008
2 posts
Spider payments →
I think this page made me happier than anything has in ages. I need to make my brain work in wiggly lines again, This damned newspaper thinking has detangled my brain too much.
Options are made for taking →
It’s just more fun if you’re a dick about it sometimes.
October 2008
3 posts
Radiohead Rap by Adam Buxton →
Buxton’s spin on the Radiohead remix competition. In rap form.
"I Have Brain Cancer": 6 Amazing Non-Sex Scenes... →
Brilliant. Apparently this is what I’m missing form not watching porn: some of the best acting and dialogue in the world EVER.
Marvellous →
Jack is a demon with the English language. That is all.
September 2008
4 posts
Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife →
Wow. It’s rare to come across someone who sounds this utterly and roundly unpleasant, even on the internet.
February 2008
13 posts
garfield minus garfield →
Just like it says on the tin - Garfield strips with the annoying Garfield taken out. Which ends up with Jon talking to himself in a clearly disturbed, but eerily beautiful kind of way…
